Passport Renewal

The passport renewal form has blank spaces for hair and eye color, height, the usual stuff. There’s also a space for occupation. I’m heavily unemployed- I can’t even pretend I’m a grad student anymore- and I have no qualms about blatantly lying on an official government document, which means that my options for this particular blank space are only limited by the bounds of the internet’s wildest whimsies. As of now, I’m leaning towards “explorer” but I’m willing to examine suggestions if you have anything good.