can't take us anywhere...

Tor and I almost got kicked out of the NY public library this afternoon because we were laughing so hard. This is the actual AIM conversation that took place while we were sitting next to each other. I'm laughing just rereading this.
lolo: yo- hands down worst toupee ever. your one o clock, last computer towards the bathroom. unbelievable. i had to tell someone.
vixsummer: the dark hair over the clear grey hair sticking out? DISCREET.
lolo: that's the one. im actually crying
vixsummer: i like his multicolored bang look. we could take a page out of his beauty book
lolo: this hurts
vixsummer: oooh hes up. maybe its low-lights?
lolo: stop
vixsummer: people are looking at us like we're nuts.
lolo: probably because i look like im having a seizure. im crying and convulsing. i really cant. i think theyre going to kick us out.
vixsummer: id like to see them try. id scream TOUPEE the whole way out and point violently
lolo: how can we be causing more attention than his hairpiece?
vixsummer: theres no way
lolo: unreal
vixsummer: its an affront to my very delicate nature
lolo: for the rest of my life, i will just need to think about that toupee, and i will double over in fits of laughter. ps, if you ever need to awaken me from a coma... please reference that. it will bring me right back
vixsummer: okay, i'll write that on your DNR forms
lolo: awesome. yeah, make sure they try the old tupee trick before they unplug me
vixsummer: the trick is that its not tricking anyone