Maybe the problem is that Colorado doesn’t have enough vice for me.  Everyone is healthy and active and goes to the farmer’s market and believes in god.  I even saw a Christian magazine in the checkout aisle that marketed itself as “The magazine for evoutionaries”, with the headline being about the evolving faces of god.
The bars aren’t divey.  The sun always shines.  Get me out of here.
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Maybe the problem is that Colorado doesn’t have enough vice for me.  Everyone is healthy and active and goes to the farmer’s market and believes in god.  I even saw a Christian magazine in the checkout aisle that marketed itself as “The magazine for evoutionaries”, with the headline being about the evolving faces of god.

The bars aren’t divey.  The sun always shines.  Get me out of here.

ilovecharts:via smallfish